This is a general notice to all the internet goons out there who might someday trip across my little abode. I really don’t mind if you come into my comments section and insult me. The Bee can give as good as she gets, and then some. You don’t even have to trust me on that one, just try me. However, be forewarned: If you do not run spell-check and if you do not proofread your own comment so you can keep your insult from falling on its own face and making you look even more like the village idiot, you will be deleted. If you want to insult me, have at it. But at least have the common courtesy to spell it correctly, because when you say “dead up your ass”, it just sounds…well, insufferably stupid. I do not suffer stupid people well at all.

Thanks a bunch, and have a nice day! :)

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24 Responses to “General Notice to the Internet Goons”

  1. Jess says:

    Oh come on, let them be here so we can all have at it. Oh and Oso, lookie here, I got the first comment so :P

  2. oso says:

    Bee-you go girl! I wouldn’t want to tangle with you so I’ll refrain from turning goon!

    Jess,
    LOL! Beaten by a girl again. Not the first time and not the worst.Worst was third grade and a 150 lb fourth grade girl beat me up. Bee if a big woman named Cathy comes by looking for me I’m not here ok?

  3. “dead up the ass?” Maybe because they are brain dead?

    Now, let me check my spelling. ; )

  4. “The Bee can give as good as she gets, and then some. You don’t even have to trust me on that one, just try me.”

    Bee, you are a gem!

  5. teeluck says:

    Bee, That’s what inbreeding and home schooling will do to ya, so I guess we should just pity them, it is so bad that apparently their leaders don’t even know when they are gay…namely Eric Massa (closet Republican) and Roy Ashburn

  6. Heee….ya’ll want to know what the punchline of the comment I got was? “I came by to see if your dead was up your ass”…LOL, honestly. I don’t mind a good insult, but that guy totally blew it.

  7. Tom Harper says:

    You liberul eleetists are awl the saim.

  8. Jess says:

    Damn Oso, that was a big girl for 4th grade. I don’t think I have ever been above 110 in my whole life, so it would take a while for me to pack that on. You can be safe with the knowledge I won’t beat you up, just beat you to posting rights :)

  9. Beach Bum says:

    …insufferably stupid…LOL!!!
    I was hit with a troll once that absolutely flipped out about a post I did connecting Sarah Palin to the Alaskan Independence Party. The post had a video of Sarah Palin addressing their party’s convention from her office while she was still governor of Alaska.

    The guy attacked me without even seeing the video or looking up the platform of that secessionist party.

  10. Truth 101 says:

    I haven’t been hit by a real troll in months. Every now and then some spammer will visit an old post with a naughty title like the Neocon Lesbian Hotties one.

    I miss my trolls.

  11. I don’t mind trolls, really I don’t. But I won’t tolerate someone who insults me and doesn’t have the decency to proof-read their own comment. I find that rude, and ultimately more insulting.

    Tom Harper: You can try, but I still won’t ban you, LOL

  12. madmike says:

    Hey Bee I have found that it is a lot easier to control comments with WP than it was with Blogger. I already banned one Right Wing nutter and it was so easy to do….

    You, however, have much more patience than I when it comes to the Trolls. I will dump them for little to no reason beyond irritating me :-)

  13. Mike, I’m hoping to re-introduce my “Right Wing Stalkers” category under my blogroll. Really, I want a right wing troll, just haven’t managed to attract any yet.

  14. Mycue23 says:

    Bee,
    I can pretend to be a right wing troll, if you’d like. I would hate to think that you won’t get to release some pent up frustration for lack of a good foe.

  15. MyCue23, LOL! I won’t ask you to go to that extreme :)

    I’m sure I’ll get my very own right wing stalker one of these days! I suppose I need to find time to post more, first though…Ugh, life gets in the way sometimes.

  16. osori says:

    Bee maybe the troll meant the Grateful Dead?

  17. Oso, hehe, I doubt he would listen to that damned hippie stuff :)

  18. Julumaniya says:

    This site some intriguing! Keep up the excellent idea!

  19. Julumaniya: Thank you :)

  20. Karen says:

    ROTFLMAO!!! LOVE IT!! :)

  21. Jolly Roger says:

    I love it when they drop by. At least until I get tired of the circular arguments.

  22. TomCat says:

    Sounds pretty kinky to me, Bee. OK, no insults coming from me, unless you’ve been bad… very bad. ;-)

  23. dusty says:

    who or what does a village idiot look like?

  24. TomCat says:

    Dusty, check any picture of GW Bush.

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